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[16 May 2009|11:23pm] |
"first you try to fuck it
then you try to eat it"
i think the new manson single must be about the ANGRY WHOPPER.
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| going steady with peggy moffitt |
[25 Feb 2009|12:10pm] |
I like this EP a lot. It reminds me of Hit & Run Holiday-era TKK without the fun, which seems odd considering the pop sound and danceability of the instrumental title track and the also instrumental "Sunset Strip SS" as well as the lyrics of "Bubblegum New Forever" in which Giddle Partridge describes how her "pubic fur is fine like cotton candy" and her "vagina is made of bubblegum". Overall the EP doesn't make me feel depressed as much as it makes me feel apathetic. The highlights of the work are definitely the opener "Contact" and the final track "Bonnie & Clyde". Both were originally made famous by Brigitte Bardot and Serge Gainsbourg and it seems the music was actually lifted from the originals with absolutely no alteration whatsoever. Rice and Partridge do sing in English instead of French but their inflection and timing is so spot-on to that of the originals it's sometimes hard to tell the difference. The only reason I actually appreciate these versions more is Partridge's voice, which is far more feminine than Bardot's. I first heard "Going Steady With Peggy Moffitt" three or four months ago and I find myself coming back to it frequently. I feel like it would be a perfect soundtrack to drowning yourself in the swimming pool at the Sands in Vegas or poisoning yourself on the beach or beating up a hooker with the intent to kill her but not caring enough to finish the job.
Someone please buy me the pink heart-shaped vinyl.
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| a short story |
[23 Feb 2009|02:57pm] |
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Everyday he would watch her and everyday he would fall more in love. She was so beautiful. So one day he got a screwdriver and destroyed her face with it. Then she didn't look so beautiful anymore. And he fell out of love.
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| legs |
[22 Feb 2009|09:46am] |
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he CUT OFF HER LEGS WITH A CHAINSAW/ sHE CUT OFF HIS LEGS WITH A HANDSAW. tHEY ARGUED THE MERITS OF THEIR DIFFERENT SAWS UNTIL THEY BOTH FUCKING BLED TO DEATH; A MINIATURE PILE OF BONES AND BLOOD. ALSO THE LEGS CAME TO LIFE AND STARTED KICKING THE DEAD CORPSES AROUND ALA BEDKNOBS AND BROOMSTICKS. the legs kicked their fucking ASS.
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[25 Jan 2009|10:52pm] |
These ties are HILARIOUS.
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| tHE BEST SONGS |
[15 Dec 2008|08:17pm] |
TO WALK AROUND DRUNK TO ARE:
current 93 - black ships at e the sky
foetus - blessed evening (phylr remix)
and
phil western - gramps
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| TODAY |
[26 Nov 2008|04:43pm] |
Today I bought the first Cool Whip of the season.
FALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALLALALALA french vanillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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| I LIKE HOW |
[25 Nov 2008|12:03am] |
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I LIKE HOW TRENT ALWAYS MADE FUN OF ROBIN FINCK AND GUNS 'N' ROSES FOR TAKING A MILLION YEARS TO PUT OUT THEIR ALBUM. NOW IT IS OUT AFTER 15 YEARS OF WORK AND IT'S BETTER THAN ANYTHING TRENT HAS DONE IN ALMOST 15 YEARS OF SHITTY RELEASES.
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| natty po's |
[21 Nov 2008|01:43am] |
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TONite was the most successful performance by the Natalie Portmen of ever. It was a night at the Sidebar called tHE WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE. there was a wheel like the wheel of fortune wheel and on every slot was the name of one of the bands present and when the wheel landed on your band you had to play. we played twice. IT WAS GREAT. we played 'justine jones', 'skumps', 'come on jump in it', 'elvira yawning', 'duran duran fucked to shit', and 'aerobics for shit' and 'papa john creach i'm in trouble deep papa john creach i've been losin' sleep but i've made up my mind i-i-i-i'm keepin' my baby doo-doo-doo i'm gonna keep my baby'. oh wait we didn't play 'skumps' nm. there were also special slots on the wheel with weird shit and one of them was ALL BANDS PLAY AT ONCE which was amazing cuz there was a bluegrass band, a video game music band, a laptop guy, and us, so it was FUCKING RETARDED WHEN WE ALL STARTED going to TOWN. god tonite was a million times better than i expected. i was drunk and am still am drunk so maybe it sucked who cares. the bluegrass band played a cover of 'head over heels' and it changed my life. i think the thing that made tonite awesome was that i actually put some thought into what i was gonna do during the actual performance. this morning i took a pair of scissors to a bunch of records. i scratched the shit out of them so they all skip like crazy. HOMEMADE LOOPS. like a aerobics lady who just says COME ON JUMP IN IT over and over. I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO DO ANY WORK THE RECORD PLAYS THAT SAMPLE OVER AND OVER AGAIN ON IT'S OWN COURTESY OF MY FUCKING SCISSORS. i also played a bit of this shitty voice noise machine i stole from discovery channel store like 10 years ago. i actually felt like maybe i played something somewhat worthwhile tonite even though the host was like I TOTALLY DIDN'T GET IT AT FIRST BUT THEN I DID SOME ACID AND I TOTALLY GOT IT but I guess that's what I'm going for right?
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| don't forget... |
[19 Nov 2008|02:16pm] |
Don't forget, friends. NaDroDroneBlow is fast approaching. You have to compose a 87-hour long drone piece in the last week of November. I cheated and started a little early. I'm up to hour 31! So far it's just one note.
www.amazon.com
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[28 Jul 2008|03:19pm] |
I was watching Wayne's World on TV at work yesterday and it's way funnier when they take out the ADULT LANGUAGE. EXAMPLE:
WAYNE: Who's playing tonight?
GUY: Jolly Green Giants, the Beatles.
WAYNE: The Beatles? Are they any good?
GUY: They suck.
ok i guess that's the only part that was funnier.
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| this entry |
[13 Jun 2008|12:53am] |
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julie just told me not to tell anyone that she's seen every episode of law and order. therefore, this entry.
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[08 May 2008|04:04pm] |
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WHAT THE I DIDN'T EVEN CHANGE THIS ONE
LOOK AT THE BABY'S LEGS
LOOK AT THEM!
YOU AREN'T LOOKING!
LOOK VERY, VERY CLOSELY.
STARE AT THEM FOR HOURS.
LET'S ALL REPLACE THE SAYING "OUT OF THE FRYING PAN AND INTO THE FIRE" WITH "OUT OF THE TOILET AND ONTO THE TRAIN TRACKS."
NOT THAT I'VE EVER SAID "OUT OF THE FRYING PAN AND INTO THE FIRE" IN MY FUCKING LIFE.
ONLY FAGGOTS SAY THAT.
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| she grinded me with science |
[18 Apr 2008|05:25pm] |
Today's Ripley's seemed a little STRANGE. I'm not sure what to make of it. Some professor from Johns Hopkins wrote a book about Throbbing Gristle, particularly their album 20 JAZZ FUNK GREATS, and he gave a talk on it last night at Red Emma's. He tried to fuck me in the bathroom. I bought the book anyway. We went home and drank twelve Natty Bohs and I turned up the red strobe light and D.O.A.: THE THIRD AND FINAL REPORT and gave Julie another black eye while I fucked her. I came in her by mistake so I kept giving her more black eyes until all the cum came out (of her eyes.) Then she threw up all over everything. The evening ended with her throat being slit (by a nigger [who I had paid to slit her throat.])
END OF ACT I
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| holiday bone garden |
[20 Feb 2008|07:39pm] |
I was looking at a calendar and noticed that Christmas falls on 9/11 this year! This is the first year that it's happened, and it won't happen again for 87 years!
CELEBRATE WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE
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| a short story |
[17 Jan 2008|07:11pm] |
IT WAS THE WORST SEANCE EVER. BUT everyone still had a pretty good time.
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